lol I love how “fake Mulder” could call Scully “sweetheart and “Dana” and “little lady” and smack her ass and try to seduce her on a waterbed and Scully didn’t suspect a thing (or doesn’t act on her suspicions) for ages but he tells he loves her and she thinks that it’s the drugs talking.
Nathan Fillion being amazing once again
HAHAHA OMFG THIS IS GREAT
This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black
Castle let out a half laugh. “I swear, we must be getting old, this never used to be this difficult. We could do three… four… five in a row before with no problem.”
A Castle Fanfiction
“If—Castle why are you asking if you should be coming in? Of course you’re coming,” she says quickly. “Aren’t you?” She meets his eyes for a moment, and he sees the total insecurity there.
“Of course I am,” he agrees, reaching out to cover her hand on Johanne’s back. “I just didn’t…want to presume.”
“Of all the times, you choose now to back off?” she whispers.
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
Honestly, I tried to read these books. I did, because everyone was all gung-ho about them, and I’d also heard they were really badly written, but because everyone still read them I thought ‘Well, there must be something in there that helps people to get past that’.
I’m sorry. It sounds incredibly mean to say it, but so help me these are terrible. I couldn’t get past the first paragraph, and I don’t think I’m a particularly fantastic writer, but dear god. People can read them if they like, and people may like them…and that’s okay. I just can’t.